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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/20/2020 at 10:05 • Filed to: WTF Cars

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The highlights:

Started life as an actual Learjet

Street legal

42 feet long

28 inch wheels

Vortec 8.1 liter V8

17,000 watt sound system

Exterior is covered in speakers that blast jet noises as you drive

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Jim Spanfeller > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 03:30

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Now that is awful taste but great execution if I ever saw it. I’ve actually always wanted to build an RV out of an old airplane fuselage, and this is like that fantasy if I were into donks...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 10:08

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Get one of those turbo fans running and you could easily cross Texas in a couple of hours.

SiennaMan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 10:11

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Couple of first thoughts:

I couldn’t help but chuckle at the massive sound system to make jet noises outside of it.

From a structural integrity standpoint,  starting with an airplane seems so much more sensible than adding segments to something that had started life as a car..

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 10:12

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Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should . That said, this absolutely should have been done and it is ridiculously awesome.

ttyymmnn > Jim Spanfeller 04/20/2020 at 10:13

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ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/20/2020 at 10:14

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Not on I-10..... Or I-35, or....

user314 > ttyymmnn 04/20/2020 at 10:15

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Want. 

My bird IS the word > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 10:16

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That’ s... Pretty baller actually.

user314 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 10:17

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There’s a fine line between genius and madness;  t his thing walks it like Ted Kennedy taking a sobriety test.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 10:25

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Would have been better if they had just left the original Learjet interior, tbh

Tripper > Jim Spanfeller 04/20/2020 at 10:42

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Perfect description.

InFierority Complex > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 10:56

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Reinstall the jet engines or GTFO.

Honestly, some of the deisgn choices are beyond tacky but I don’t hate it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > ranwhenparked 04/20/2020 at 11:14

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But then it wouldn’t be a crazy party bus.

I’m honestly surprised there’s no striper pole. 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/20/2020 at 11:21

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For might strippers?

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 11:51

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It’s street legal and therefore amazing. 

Brickman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 13:28

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Why do I like this?  Stop me from liking this monstrosity!!! 

oldmxer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/20/2020 at 14:14

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if the height is greater than the track and the wheel base 4 times the track, limit this to parades and such, still awesome

JeffCronin > ttyymmnn 04/20/2020 at 14:49

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The Messerschmitt KR200 towed behind it makes this picture, bravo!

Jim Spanfeller > ttyymmnn 04/20/2020 at 14:54

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Something like that, yeah.

Kar Wai Wong > ranwhenparked 04/20/2020 at 17:58

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Yeah, how cool would it be with the original yoke?!

Probably would mess with street legality, which- wow, its street legal.